Pumpkins Not Pictured
I was going to arrange on a large sheet of white paper the pumpkins I just bought. And then set a china cup that says “AWWtumn” in the middle of them, but first fill the […]
Articles by Missy Mwac
A Necessary Pain in the Butt
(It’s an awkward story about an awkward procedure. So, of course, I’m going to talk about it.) There comes a time in everyone’s life when the need for a certain procedure occurs. It might […]
Back Off, iPhone X
The new iPhone X uses face recognition technology to unlock your phone. Even a glance at the phone will unlock it. People are very excited about this, but personally, I’m not keen on this technology. […]
An Opportunity to Work for Free
Dear Show Me Center, I understand you are looking for a house photographer to build a relationship with and have put the call out on Facebook. You want to review websites to assure you have […]
When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile
If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]
Dear Adobe Photoshop
Dear Adobe, We need to have a talk. A come to Jesus moment, if you will. Allow me to begin by saying how much I love your product. I’ve used Photoshop since the beginning of […]
That’s Doesn’t Impress Me Much…But You Know What Does?
I’m not impressed with beautiful images taken by a photographer at a workshop or during a stylized session. I can appreciate the beauty, sure, but hello? They SHOULD be beautiful. After all, the photographer had […]
You Want to take a Picture of my WHAT?
(I wrote another article about vaginas. To be fair, I only did so after reading the article put out by the good folks at Fstoppers about…wait for it…vagina photography. I didn’t post it for fear […]
Perfect Michelle and 100 Vaginas
My friend, Michelle, is perfect. She is creative with a flair for design; she is an incredible cook; a gardner for whom plants want to grow; a loving and supportive mom and wife, and so […]
Don’t Pee in my Pool
Imagine, if you will, that the photography industry is a very large swimming pool. Not one of those backyard models, but rather, an Olympic sized pool. And this very large pool is filled with photographers, […]