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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

22 Jan

When people I agree with on Facebook say, "If you don't agree with me, just unfriend me NOW," I want to unfriend them anyway, just for saying that. xoxo

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

22 Jan

Several years ago, my daughter, brought her boyfriend, Dane, to a large family gathering at our cabin. Her youngest cousin, little Cooper, did not like this and told Dane in a very quiet but firm voice, “Nobody likes you.”
I’m now wondering if Cooper was a Hillary Clinton advisor

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

22 Jan

Have you ever noticed that the people who ask you to do "free work for exposure" are all getting paid? xoxo

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

21 Jan

Just read about the newest health scare: the Coronavirus. Now, I'm no medical expert, but of all the viruses, this one sound the most fun. Especially if the Coronavirus is cold, with a lime wedge, and paired with some chips and salsa.

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

21 Jan

Plastic bags are now against the law in my city which means for the first time, I had to buy garbage bags for my bathroom garbage can. Oh, and they're also plastic AND came in a cardboard box.
Somehow this doesn't feel right to me. xoxo

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