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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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After watching “Love is Blind,” and “Tiger King,” I am hoping Netflix has some other wonderfully awful reality show they have been waiting to release, maybe something like:
“The Clown Murders”
“I Married My Maple Tree”
or
“Plastic Surgery Gone Too Far: the Man with Four Penises”

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1 Apr

Thank you to all the wonderful businesses that have appeared in my inbox with an offer to help all their loyal customers in these difficult times but allowing them to....pay via their app.

Nice to know they are here to help. They are the real heroes.

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27 Mar

Watching them feed the wild animals in "Tiger King" reminds me of Costco when they pull out a pallet of toilet paper. xoxo

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26 Mar

Any bill Congress isn't willing to show the American public prior to passing is probably a bill that shouldn't be passed. #stimulusbill

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