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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

7 Nov

My two cents:
I think we shouldn't applaud age-appropriate relationships like that of Keanu Reeves; instead we should be rolling our eyes at the 50+ men dating women who just got their horizontal driver's license. Also, Epstein didn't kill himself.

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

7 Nov

I'm on this fasting diet where I don't eat anything until the afternoon and then, I eat within 15 minutes. The next meal is consumed late in the evening in front of a computer.

It's called: "The Being a Portrait Photographer During the Holidays Diet."

xoxo

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

6 Nov

I submit that the last ballot item on ALL ballots should read: "Do you agree to be a calm, civil adult and treat others with respect regardless of the outcome of this election?" YES/NO."
We could lovingly refer to it as the "Be a Grown Up Proposition."

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

2 Nov

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

31 Oct

As much as I love Kelly Clarkson and John Legend, we don't need a revised "Baby, it's Cold Outside."
We simply need to lighten up over the original. xoxo

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