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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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MissyMWACMissyMwac@MissyMWAC·
23 Jan

“Just sitting on the floor of a DC parking garage, eating a chocolate chip cookie, waiting for my turn with the one outlet.”

~My Made-Up But Probably Real National Guard Member Text

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MissyMWACMissyMwac@MissyMWAC·
23 Jan

"Thank you for keeping me and my family safe. Here are some cookies. You can eat them on the floor of the parking garage."

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First Lady Dr. Jill Biden visits National Guard troops stationed outside the US Capitol in DC:

"I just wanted to come today to say thank you to all of you for keeping me and my family safe ... The White House baked you some chocolate chip cookies."

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MissyMWACMissyMwac@MissyMWAC·
22 Jan

I can't stop making Bernie Sanders memes. This is my life; this who I am now.

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MissyMWACMissyMwac@MissyMWAC·
14 Jan

I don’t believe most elected politicians are fighting for me and you.
I think most politicians are fighting to STAY elected politicians, that’s why the fervent push back on something as sensible as term limits.
But, I suppose that’s the nature of government, isn’t it? This whole

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