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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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Most lawyer commercials look like they were made by a group of 6th graders. xoxo

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20 Mar

Glitterbomb of Truth: "Building your portfolio" with styled images from a workshop is the "Fake News" of the photography industry. xoxo

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19 Mar

Glitterbomb of Truth: When something is ALWAYS on sale, you have to question if it is even worth the sale price. xoxo

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16 Mar

We can send a spaceship into space and land it on a moving comet 10 years later, but we can't design a way to lose weight eating a regular diet of peanut butter and chocolate.
Not cool, Science. Not cool. xoxo

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13 Mar

Thing to do while @instagram is down: End every conversation by hashtagging outloud what you talked about: "Let's go to @Chipotle and get lunch. Hashtag @Chipotle. Hashtag lunch. Hashtag burrito. Hashtag lunch decisions." xoxo

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