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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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Good gravy, my children are weird. I simply could Good gravy, my children are weird. 
I simply could not be prouder. 

#proudmomofweirdos 
#birthdaycake
#goofballs 
#sonanddaughter
There has never been a day of his life that he has There has never been a day of his life that he hasn’t been adored. 
And there has never been a day of my life that I wasn’t thankful to be his mama. 
Happy birthday, my beautiful, funny, smart, compassionate boy. 
I love you. More. Always.

#myboy 
#birthdayboy
#theygrowupfast 
#momsandsons 
#thankyougod
I’ve been called a lot of things in my life. Bu I’ve been called a lot of things in my life. 
But THIS? 
This is my absolute favorite. 
Thank you to the darling daughter for my new sweatshirt. 

#justcallmemama 
#favoritename
#myfavoritethingtobeistheirmama
The @gristmillriverrestaurant was everything I wan The @gristmillriverrestaurant was everything I wanted the Gristmill River Restaurant to be. 

#gruenetexas 
#gruenetx 
#newbraunfels 
#dinnerontheriver
Thanks @culturesgrillandbar-it was a fun night. An Thanks @culturesgrillandbar-it was a fun night. And you sure know how to make an Old Fashioned. 

#fredericksburgtx 
#nfl
#cowboysgame
In Texas’ oldest dance hall…and loving every m In Texas’ oldest dance hall…and loving every minute. 

#gruenehall 
#newbraunfels
#shawnpittmanband
#canrightnowlastforever
Sitting on a porch in Gruene, sipping some mighty Sitting on a porch in Gruene, sipping some mighty fine Texas wine introduced to me by two guys at @grapevineingruene who are as knowledgeable as they are kind.
Oh Texas, what can’t you do? 

#llanoestacado 
#sauvignonblanc 
#newbraunfels 
#abeautifulday
#gruenewine
I remembered to pack healthy snacks. I remembered I remembered to pack healthy snacks.
I remembered to pack nutritious snacks. 
I remembered that a road trip does not mean one has to eat poorly. 
And then I remembered Texas has Shipley donuts. 
Well, cucumber, carrots and almonds…we tried.

#texas 
#texasroadtrip 
#shipleysdonuts 
#mammon
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MissyMWACLynn Cartia@MissyMWAC·
17 Jan

At the Pink Martini concert in Santa Fe right now and I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt they are playing much better than the Buccaneers are.

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BuccaneersTampa Bay Buccaneers@Buccaneers·
16 Jan

RAISE. THE. FLAGS.

#GoBucs

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MissyMWACLynn Cartia@MissyMWAC·
16 Jan

“Dak, don’t worry. I’ll make sure you don’t miss your cruise.”

~Tom

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MissyMWACLynn Cartia@MissyMWAC·
13 Jan

I just realized it was Friday the 13th.
Upon realizing this, I went straight to the garage, opened the ladder and walked under it.
I believe you have to show Bad Luck who's boss.

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MissyMWACLynn Cartia@MissyMWAC·
6 Jan

Okay...okay, everyone. I'll do it. I'll be Speaker of the House.

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