The popular social media sites, Facebook and Instagram, experienced a massive outage yesterday affecting multiple countries. People were in a panic. Selfies were unable to be posted. Statuses were unable to be shared. It was mayhem leaving many to wonder what they should do the next time this happens.
People, I have your back.
THINGS TO DO WHILE FACEBOOK IS DOWN:
Be outraged over something stupid IN PERSON.
Tell everyone you meet something incredibly vague about how you are feeling. When they ask what’s going on, tell them you can’t say. Get upset if they don’t understand.
Respond to everything with just a thumbs up.
SHOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY as if you were typing in all caps.
Put on two separate shoes and ask everyone you meet which one you should wear because you can’t make up your mind.
Go outside and start yelling your opinions at your neighbors.
THINGS TO DO WHILE INSTAGRAM IS DOWN:
Sit at your desk holding your weight loss shake, smiling at people as they walk by.
Tuck a lock of hair behind your ear and laugh like someone said something funny.
Carry heart stickers with you and stick on them on people you like.
End every conversation by hashtagging outloud what you talk about. “Hey, let’s go to Chipotle and get lunch. I feel like a burrito. Hashtag Chipotle. Hashtag lunch. Hashtag lunch decisions. Hashtag obsessed with burritos.
When you get to Chipotle, just stare at your food.