Jaguar: 1 Zoo Guest with phone: 0

“I was in the wrong for leaning over the barrier, but I think the zoo should consider moving their fence back,” says the woman who sustained a non-life threatening injury after leaning over a 3 ft high wall and across a 4ft high wide barrier consisting of thorny bushes to get a “close up” picture of a jaguar in his cage at an Arizona zoo. 

The morning after the incident, staff were shocked to find the zoo a mess. One staff member who refused to give his name, said that zoo staff suspect the other zoo animals threw a party for the jaguar after finding signs in cages that read “You just got Jagged” and “Cats Rule.”

“Yeah, they wrote it in feces, and spelled some stuff wrong, but it was pretty clear what had happened. They all looked really smug this morning, too.”

When approached for comment, the jaguar yawned and said, “Whatever, Leanne.”

5 Comments on Jaguar: 1 Zoo Guest with phone: 0

  1. A panther is just a leopard that hasn’t been peppered.
    If you should see a panther crouch, prepare to say “Ouch”.
    Better yet, if called on the phone by a panther, don’t anther.

    by Ogden Nash

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