Boobs and Nachos
I went to a Mexican Hooters last night. Okay, it wasn’t really a Hooters but they did serve Mexican food and I wanted to cover the servers up with a bathrobe, so I guess the […]
I’m not in it for the Likes
Dear Friends, I’ve opted out of playing The Social Media Game.I refuse to do it. Notice I’m not saying I’ve opted out of social media. I love social media; you are reading these words because […]
Things To Do When Facebook and Instagram are Down
The popular social media sites, Facebook and Instagram, experienced a massive outage yesterday affecting multiple countries. People were in a panic. Selfies were unable to be posted. Statuses were unable to be shared. It was […]
Jaguar: 1 Zoo Guest with phone: 0
“I was in the wrong for leaning over the barrier, but I think the zoo should consider moving their fence back,” says the woman who sustained a non-life threatening injury after leaning over a 3 […]
Thoughts About an Airplane Bathroom
There are few things that stress me out more than having to use a restroom on a plane. Excuse me…the aircraft lavatory, of which there is one in the front of the cabin and one […]
I Want My Photo in a Cracker Barrel
One of my life goals is to have a photo of myself hanging in a Cracker Barrel. Not while I’m alive, of course, but hopefully years from now, after I have gone to the great […]
The Lesson from Costco’s Photo Lab
I received a letter from Costco that the location I frequent for my 8lbs of ground beef and jumbo bottle of vodka is closing their photo department. Why? Because in spite of more pictures being […]
We Are Known By What We Leave Behind
100 years from now, no one is going to care who I am. I know this. I don’t mean that in a bad way and I don’t say it in the hopes someone will contradict […]
Marie Kondo vs. The Mom Method
Women are paying $2000 for a “certification” from Marie Kondo that allows them to tell other people how to throw their stuff away and stop living in such a mess. Those achieving top certification status […]
You Will Fail
In a world where everyone gets a trophy just for participating, I feel the need to point something out. You probably already know this, but l’m gonna say it anyway: You will fail. You will […]