I Should Have
“I SHOULD HAVE” I think those three words strung together are just about the saddest in the history of language. “I should have” indicates regret, a mistake, a lesson learned.And most of the time those […]
I am Certifiably Confused
I don’t mean to step on any toes, but <deep breath> here we go… Dear PPA, A couple weeks ago, I asked to sit down with your top brass and discuss what is happening with […]
Never Doubt
She came in for her senior session. Her hair was a mess of tangled waves, unruly and uncooperative. Her face was covered with freckles and dotted with acne. She wasn’t model proportions and the clothing […]
Game of Thrones’d It
New saying for when a final step is mucked up and you don’t get what you were expecting to get: “Game of Thrones’d it.” Examples:“My haircut is awful. My stylist Game of Thrones’d it and […]
Even a Monkey Can Do It
A photographer is someone who has a camera and takes pictures. That’s it. A toddler could do it. Heck, a monkey could it do it. A professional photographer, however, is something altogether differentProfessional photographers hit their mark 99% […]
A Toilet is the Great Equalizer
I am not a fan of celebrities. I did have one serious celebrity crush while in middle school, and that was on David Soul, better known as “Hutch” from ABC’s original “Starsky & Hutch.” (Fun […]
A Letter of Complaint, from Her Majesty, The Queen
Dearest Harry and Meghan, I am writing in regards to the birth of your son, for whom we are all anxiously awaiting a name, and it is precisely that name causing many a sleepless night. […]
First Item on the How to be Successful List: Throw away the list
I have a messy desk. At any given time, there is bound to be at least two partially filled cups of cold coffee, snack wrappers, a spoon that once held a big mound of peanut […]
Little Green Men: a photo rescue short story
Don’t matter what folks say. I know what I seen. Some say it was the whiskey, and truth be told, I did nip into the bottle the night I seen it, but hell, I always […]
The Egg Dress: a photo rescue story
I am starting a rescue effort. It has nothing to do with dogs, cats, or dolphins caught in tuna nets. I’m not trying to salvage old buildings nor save the environment. I still use plastic […]