A Letter of Complaint, from Her Majesty, The Queen
Dearest Harry and Meghan, I am writing in regards to the birth of your son, for whom we are all anxiously awaiting a name, and it is precisely that name causing many a sleepless night. […]
First Item on the How to be Successful List: Throw away the list
I have a messy desk. At any given time, there is bound to be at least two partially filled cups of cold coffee, snack wrappers, a spoon that once held a big mound of peanut […]
Little Green Men: a photo rescue short story
Don’t matter what folks say. I know what I seen. Some say it was the whiskey, and truth be told, I did nip into the bottle the night I seen it, but hell, I always […]
The Egg Dress: a photo rescue story
I am starting a rescue effort. It has nothing to do with dogs, cats, or dolphins caught in tuna nets. I’m not trying to salvage old buildings nor save the environment. I still use plastic […]
What’s Next for the Avengers?
The Avengers Universe has drawn to a close with “Endgame.” It isn’t over, of course, as a few of the characters will likely be popping up here and there, possibly gracing the screen with solo […]
Old Photos Are Not Worth Anything
Dear writer of the Forbes Magazine article, “Your Top 10 Objects Your Kids Don’t Want,” I just read your article. In it, you outline the objects in your home that you feel one’s children will […]
Jesus’ Easter Social Media Campaign
Jesus does not need a social media campaign for Easter, but if He did, I would love to design it: #SuckitSatan “Where’s your nails, NOW?” #YOLF: you only live FOREVER #ResurrectionRocks! (And then I would […]
Start an IV or Go Fish?
Dear State Senator Maureen Walsh, I normally write about life and photography and occasionally cocktails, but I just watched your speech on the floor of the Washington Senate, arguing why a bill that would require […]
St. Ivahadenuf
She stands in the front of the church; her face carefully set into a pleasant expression, her breathing slow. The knuckles of her right hand, however, are white with rage as she clutches her camera. […]
Danger, Wedding Photographers
Bride Magazine UK featured a story recently about a couple who hired a robot named Eva to photograph their wedding. Using facial recognition, the robot asks guests whether they would like their photograph taken and […]