I believe that one size does not fit all
I believe that birthday cake has no calories IF it’s eaten on your birthday.
I believe that there is no ONE way to do anything
I believe that my children are not actually going to bed when they say “goodnight.”
I believe you can’t workshop for a living AND photograph actual clients at the same time.
Something’s gotta give. Or, more likely, it already has.
I believe the serving size on a carton of ice cream should be 2 cups; I believe the current 1/2 cup serving size is a typo that nobody caught.
I believe no one wants to be treated like a number.
I believe only half the road construction we see is actually necessary.
I believe when a store employee tells me “thank you” offhandedly while he looks away, he doesn’t mean it
I believe the words “farm fresh,” “all natural,” and “nothing artificial” rarely mean “farm fresh, “all natural,” and “nothing artificial.”
I believe that to be successful in a photography business, you must look outside the photography industry for inspiration.
I believe that we often pick a new hairstyle not for the cut, but because we want to look like the model (totally guilty of this)
I believe the client is not the enemy
I believe that no matter how cute the sandal, if any part of your foot extends beyond its borders, you must not wear it.
I believe there’s humor in everything.
I believe there should only be one kind of expiration date on food. The words “Best By…” and “Use By…” seem like suggestions to me.
I believe that creativity is directly linked to caffeine.
I believe that more is not better. Most of the time, it’s just more.
I believe Common Sense is on the Endangered List.
I believe the more you pay, the more upset you get when it’s not right.
I believe fat-free is not healthier.
I believe a workshop should not look like an infomercial.
I believe that God hates grasshoppers as much as I do, which is why he made them one of the plagues.
I believe there is no such thing as Luck.
I believe in being skinny enough to be healthy and fat enough to be happy.
And last but not least, I believe I WILL have another vodka.