Pies for Old People
I think baking is a lot like photography: both take a bunch of different ingredients/components and combine them together to make something entirely new and entirely wonderful. I adore baking and it is no secret […]
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Game of Thrones’d It
New saying for when a final step is mucked up and you don’t get what you were expecting to get: “Game of Thrones’d it.” Examples:“My haircut is awful. My stylist Game of Thrones’d it and […]
Even a Monkey Can Do It
A photographer is someone who has a camera and takes pictures. That’s it. A toddler could do it. Heck, a monkey could it do it. A professional photographer, however, is something altogether differentProfessional photographers hit their mark 99% […]
A Toilet is the Great Equalizer
I am not a fan of celebrities. I did have one serious celebrity crush while in middle school, and that was on David Soul, better known as “Hutch” from ABC’s original “Starsky & Hutch.” (Fun […]
A Letter of Complaint, from Her Majesty, The Queen
Dearest Harry and Meghan, I am writing in regards to the birth of your son, for whom we are all anxiously awaiting a name, and it is precisely that name causing many a sleepless night. […]
What’s Next for the Avengers?
The Avengers Universe has drawn to a close with “Endgame.” It isn’t over, of course, as a few of the characters will likely be popping up here and there, possibly gracing the screen with solo […]
Jesus’ Easter Social Media Campaign
Jesus does not need a social media campaign for Easter, but if He did, I would love to design it: #SuckitSatan “Where’s your nails, NOW?” #YOLF: you only live FOREVER #ResurrectionRocks! (And then I would […]
Chocolate Bunny Shots
It’s that time of year again-the time of year where I remind you to buy hollow chocolate bunnies, cut off their ears, and turn them into shot glasses. You’re welcome. xoxo(PS. If the bunnies eyes […]
Signs and Wonders
I’ve never seen the face of Jesus on my grilled cheese, but this morning, I did see Donald Trump’s hair on my banana. xoxo
Las Vegas Shows I’m Embarrassed to Admit I Want to See
I will be in Vegas soon with my family. It was my son’s idea that we should all go, because I’ve clearly raised him right. While there, we will do our normal Vegas stuff: breakfast, […]