Jesus’ Easter Social Media Campaign

April 21, 2019 0

Jesus does not need a social media campaign for Easter, but if He did, I would love to design it:  #SuckitSatan “Where’s your nails, NOW?” #YOLF: you only live FOREVER #ResurrectionRocks! (And then I would […]

I Want My Photo in a Cracker Barrel

March 2, 2019 1

One of my life goals is to have a photo of myself hanging in a Cracker Barrel. Not while I’m alive, of course, but hopefully years from now, after I have gone to the great […]

Marie Kondo vs. The Mom Method

February 20, 2019 4

Women are paying $2000 for a “certification” from Marie Kondo that allows them to tell other people how to throw their stuff away and stop living in such a mess. Those achieving top certification status […]

Dear Jimmy Fallon

September 18, 2016 1

Dear Jimmy Fallon, I realize that you aren’t a personal fan of every single person you interview; I mean, you couldn’t be, right? You interview tons of people on The Tonight Show, and there are […]