Things I’ve Learned Thanks to the Coronavirus

April 1, 2020 1

1. We’ve all been undervaluing pants with elastic waist bands. 2. I’ll never look at toilet paper the same way again. 3. I suspect this whole Coronavirus thing was masterminded by the “Dog Community” as […]

Texts From my Daughter: the mouse

March 24, 2020 0

My darling daughter lives alone in a studio apartment. After working three 12hr shifts in ICU, she went home to sleep. And then woke up, sent me the attached screenshot, and informed me she was […]

Love In the Age of Coronavirus: a short story

March 6, 2020 1

Natalie was nervous.  She knew she shouldn’t be. She was out-going and friendly, always ready with a smile. She shined at social gatherings-the girl everyone seemed to gravitate to. A magnet that drew others to […]

Beyond the #BroomChallenge

February 11, 2020 2

I know everyone is trying to get their brooms to stand up on their own with the #broomchallenge, but what you might not know is that right now until the end of the week, the […]

A Royal Application

January 25, 2020 2

Dear Queen Elizabeth, I understand there is an opening in the royal family and I would like to humbly submit my application. Although I have no formal royal training, I do have a set of […]

Shark Week Portraits

July 31, 2019 1

In honor of this most special week, I present my Shark Week Portraits. They are just like regular portraits, but, you know, with a shark in it. xoxo

Jesus’ Easter Social Media Campaign

April 21, 2019 0

Jesus does not need a social media campaign for Easter, but if He did, I would love to design it:  #SuckitSatan “Where’s your nails, NOW?” #YOLF: you only live FOREVER #ResurrectionRocks! (And then I would […]

I Want My Photo in a Cracker Barrel

March 2, 2019 1

One of my life goals is to have a photo of myself hanging in a Cracker Barrel. Not while I’m alive, of course, but hopefully years from now, after I have gone to the great […]

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