The Social Media Game
If you only talk about GOOD things, people say you don’t face reality. If you only talk about BAD things, people say you are bitter. If you try to mix the two, people will say […]
Another Reason I Drink Vodka
DIY the Perfect Family Holiday Photo…NOT
I watched a segment on Fox News this morning entitled: “Pricey Pictures with Santa-Tips to DIY the Perfect Family Holiday Photo.” A friend sent me the link. It was early and I was still on […]
An Opportunity to Work for Free
Dear Show Me Center, I understand you are looking for a house photographer to build a relationship with and have put the call out on Facebook. You want to review websites to assure you have […]
Dear Adobe Photoshop
Dear Adobe, We need to have a talk. A come to Jesus moment, if you will. Allow me to begin by saying how much I love your product. I’ve used Photoshop since the beginning of […]
The Wedding Photography One Day Workshop of Delusion
I see a lot of workshop offerings. They come and go. Most of them are met with a roll of my eyes and shake of my head and a very deep sigh. Occasionally, vodka is […]
Things Every Photographer Understands During the Christmas Rush
Your desk looks like the Island of Empty Coffee Cups. If you cut yourself, you bleed espresso. via GIPHY You consider yourself an environmentalist for all the water you’ve saved by not showering. via GIPHY […]
My Choice in the Presidential Election
As the day we have dreaded is now upon us, I have many doubts. So much unsure, so much uncertain. But, in the spirit of focusing on that which is good and positive, I have […]
Okay, Vegan Restaurants, It’s Time to Talk
Dear Vegan restaurants, I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but after facing a discriminatory menu offering nothing but veggies, tofu and couscous, well, you are letting your non-vegan customers down. And we […]
Plagiarism is for Amateurs
I’m fussy today. And it’s not because I ran out of coffee; it’s not because I didn’t get a proper night’s sleep, and it’s not because I’m worried Gary Johnson won’t be given a chance […]
To Those Who Steal Photos
Sometimes we, as humans, wrestle with BIG issues-large complex questions with no easy answers: “Why am I here?” “What is my purpose?” “Who is God?” “What is at the end of the universe?” “How did […]