I Want a Freaking Doughnut

April 5, 2019 2

As part of my annual, OMG-it’s-April-and-I-will-be-in-a-swimsuit-soon freakout, I decided to cut back my sugar intake. This involves removing all processed sugars, and limiting my grains. I am not, however, eating saturated fats (yeah, dairy products-I’m […]

Boobs and Nachos

March 30, 2019 0

I went to a Mexican Hooters last night.  Okay, it wasn’t really a Hooters but they did serve Mexican food and I wanted to cover the servers up with a bathrobe, so I guess the […]

I’m not in it for the Likes

March 24, 2019 0

Dear Friends,  I’ve opted out of playing The Social Media Game.I refuse to do it. Notice I’m not saying I’ve opted out of social media. I love social media; you are reading these words because […]

Things To Do When Facebook and Instagram are Down

March 14, 2019 0

The popular social media sites, Facebook and Instagram, experienced a massive outage yesterday affecting multiple countries. People were in a panic. Selfies were unable to be posted. Statuses were unable to be shared. It was […]

Jaguar: 1 Zoo Guest with phone: 0

March 13, 2019 5

“I was in the wrong for leaning over the barrier, but I think the zoo should consider moving their fence back,” says the woman who sustained a non-life threatening injury after leaning over a 3 […]

Thoughts About an Airplane Bathroom

March 12, 2019 2

There are few things that stress me out more than having to use a restroom on a plane. Excuse me…the aircraft lavatory, of which there is one in the front of the cabin and one […]

I Want My Photo in a Cracker Barrel

March 2, 2019 1

One of my life goals is to have a photo of myself hanging in a Cracker Barrel. Not while I’m alive, of course, but hopefully years from now, after I have gone to the great […]

The Lesson from Costco’s Photo Lab

March 1, 2019 6

I received a letter from Costco that the location I frequent for my 8lbs of ground beef and jumbo bottle of vodka is closing their photo department. Why? Because in spite of more pictures being […]

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