I get it. There are things you wanted to accomplish in life. You wanted to go to a prestigious culinary school; you wanted to be a runway model; you wanted to be a PPA certified photographer…but none of those things happened. You aren’t a professional chef; your love of doughnuts was greater than your love of modeling; and you never even took the time to take PPA’s certification test.
What’s a person to do?
Wake up! It’s 2017; the age of the Internet. Just because these things didn’t happen doesn’t mean you have to act like they didn’t happen. With the help of the Internet, you can still be all this and more. And what’s more, you can do it for free. That’s right, for FREE.
It’s called MISTRUTH MARKETING and here’s how it works.
Casually slip into conversation one of the following three statements:
1. I have a culinary arts degree
2. I’ve walked the runways of Paris and Milan
3. I am certified through PPA
See? Super easy. No one will question it; they will just assume it’s true and move on.
And if some nobody dares challenge you, simply call them names, like I just did at the beginning of this sentence. It’s what all the cool kids are doing.
You’re welcome. xoxo
(Note: the proceeding advice was given with tongue firmly planted in cheek)