The New Hierarchy of Needs for 2020
I keep to myself a lot of things I find humorous. I do this for several reasons: 1. If I didn’t, I would be filling your newsfeed daily, cause I find most things funny2. Some […]
Excuse Me While I Rant
Tough Love Ahead: that’s not how any of this works
I’m sitting in my bathrobe. I’m on my third cup of coffee. Most of it has made it to my mouth, but the first sip of the second cup found its way to my bathrobe. […]
Choose Wisely
I have long said that the Internet does not make us a better People. As humans, living together on the planet, this thing called the World Wide Web has created far more chaos, angst, anger, […]
A Toilet is the Great Equalizer
I am not a fan of celebrities. I did have one serious celebrity crush while in middle school, and that was on David Soul, better known as “Hutch” from ABC’s original “Starsky & Hutch.” (Fun […]
Start an IV or Go Fish?
Dear State Senator Maureen Walsh, I normally write about life and photography and occasionally cocktails, but I just watched your speech on the floor of the Washington Senate, arguing why a bill that would require […]
I Want a Freaking Doughnut
As part of my annual, OMG-it’s-April-and-I-will-be-in-a-swimsuit-soon freakout, I decided to cut back my sugar intake. This involves removing all processed sugars, and limiting my grains. I am not, however, eating saturated fats (yeah, dairy products-I’m […]
If the real world worked like the online-photography world of stolen photos posted to websites and ads:
If the real world worked like the online-photography world of stolen photos posted to websites and ads: <insert crying> Why is everyone so mad? I never said it was MY car. And I didn’t know […]
A Very Serious Glitterbomb of Truth
I can joke about a lot of things, because I can find the humor in a lot of things, but when it comes to the sexualization and objectification of our young girls, I draw the […]
Don’t Be a Lady Boss
There are two titles that I would like to wipe from the face of the planet. I would like to eradicate them, much the same way we did with smallpox and polio. I want these […]