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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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Westport, WA…I dig you. Even though the whale I Westport, WA…I dig you. 
Even though the whale I was SURE I saw in your waters turned out to be a floating log. 

#westportwa 
#westportwashington 
#fishingboats
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Good golly Miss Molly, I love this lady. #beachv Good golly Miss Molly, I love this lady. 

#beachvibes 
#vacaymode 
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When the sea offers her treasures, you accept them When the sea offers her treasures, you accept them with a grateful heart. 

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#oceantreasures
#shells 
#walkthebeachatsunset
What you see in this picture are two best friends What you see in this picture are two best friends on the beach drinking wine in front of a fire. What you don’t see is the car behind us, stuck in the sand. That comes later. 

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Yeah, his feet are big and he’s camera shy, but Yeah, his feet are big and he’s camera shy, but really, he’s just looking for love.

#sasquatch 
#pacificnorthwest 
#bigfootsighting 
#Ifoundhim
#washington 
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My favorite part of the Lewis and Clark Historical My favorite part of the Lewis and Clark Historical Park at Cape Disappointment was not the lighthouses, nor witnessing the mouth of the Columbia River as it empties into the Pacific, nor the astounding foliage. 
No, my favorite part was the signage that dotted the trail. 
“Hey, uh, Bob-I’ve got to make some informative signs for the trail and I’m stuck. What do I say about the deer? Mating habits? Diet? Their importance to the early inhabitants of the region?”
“Ummm…just say they are seen here sometimes.”
“Same with the fog?”
“Yup.”

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Well, hey there, Astoria! #astoriabridge #astori Well, hey there, Astoria!

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#astoriaoregon 
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It’s absolutely stupid that this many people wou It’s absolutely stupid that this many people would get excited about a dairy. 
And I’m one of them. 
You’re my favorite, @tillamook.

#myfavoriteicecream 
#tillamook 
#tillamookcreamery 
#icecream
#cheese
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MissyMWACLynn Cartia@MissyMWAC·
16 Aug

“She-Hulk: Attorney at Law” on Disney+?
Go home, Marvel. You’re drunk.

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MissyMWACLynn Cartia@MissyMWAC·
11 Aug

Fact: When I go on vacation without my dog, I spend half the trip petting other people’s dogs.

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exjonJon Gabriel@exjon·
9 Aug

Now we can expect every future president to sic the FBI on his predecessor. Neat.

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DanielleKGrierDani Grier Mulvenna@DanielleKGrier·
4 Aug

It's not every day Woody Harreslon writes your daughter a poem 🥹

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TPostMillennialThe Post Millennial@TPostMillennial·
2 Aug

Joe Rogan reacts to Biden Administration changing the definition of a "recession": "You're f*ucking with definitions in order to pretend that you're doing a good job."

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