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When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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My mom’s favorite birth control joke. She told me this to drive home the fact that only one method worked 100% of the time.

“A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I don’t want to have a baby, so I need a foolproof method to assure I won’t. What can I do?”

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Dear Automated Customer Service voice systems,
We know we aren’t talking to a real person, so when you add typing sound effects, you aren’t fooling anyone. xoxo

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