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Expensive Jets for Jesus’ Sake

February 16, 2016 0

Dear Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis, I just watched Expensive Jets for Jesus justifying why you need your expensive private jets. I suspect you’ve been receiving some flack for this. Who woulda thunk it? I […]

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

5 Apr

Thank goodness for the brave journalists who write the stories reminding us of our historic unemployment &job losses during this time. Without their insight, we’d have NO idea what happens when you literally shut down the United States of America, the largest economy in the world

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5 Apr

I think it's called "Covid-19" because that's the amount of weight you'll gain by the time this whole thing's over.

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4 Apr

I would like to thank local and national news for keeping my lungs healthy and active.
Not because of all their advice,
but because I start each morning yelling at the tv while watching them.

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3 Apr

I read one of the virus symptoms is “lack of taste.”
And then I looked at my $8 Box of Wine and said, “I think I’m in trouble.”

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3 Apr

My varying emotional state is a lot like the Coronavirus Computer Model:
I go from jokes, to exaggerated eye rolls and head shaking, to good news, to talking about “Tiger King.”
Basically…all over the place.

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