May 2020 - Missy Mwac

The Accidental CDC Guidelines for Reopening Schools

May 21, 2020 0

After reading the CDC guidelines for reopening schools, I am starting to think it was written as a joke after a long “liquid lunch” and then it accidentally went out. “Hey, Steve, ya know what […]

And the People Who Stayed at Home Woke Up

May 14, 2020 1

And the people stayed home. And they baked bread and they watched Netflix and they drank wine. And they waited as they were told to do. Some prayed, some battled depression and anxiety; some worried; […]

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3 Jun

Each time I think I can cut back on my cocktail consumption, 2020 says, "Hahahahahaha. No."

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3 Jun

You know that scene in the second “Jurassic Park” movie where the little boy wakes up and sees a T-Rex in the backyard?
Yeah, at this point in 2020, I wouldn’t at all be surprised to see this. I mean, the most that would get out of me is an eye roll while I drink my coffee.

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31 May

"Take off, hosers. We went into space."
"But first, like, we stopped for crullers."
"And we took the Coleman with us, eh."
"Yeah, and, like, if we encounter a problem, our code phrase for like, NASA, is "Ernie's mom sucks his toes."
#BobandDougGoToSpace

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22 May

I went into Target yesterday and walked by the women's clothing section to see what was new for Summer. I was encouraged by their “Post-Quarantine” fashion line, including baggy, shapeless basics such as:

“I ate ALL THE SNACKS” sundress
&
“I’m Not Pregnant-This is Pie” overalls

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14 May

https://t.co/w58Reg7qaA

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