professional bio – Missy Mwac

When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

22h

I am so upset over Kleenex's rebranding of their "Mansize" tissues that I think I could eat 3 Manwich sandwiches.
Wait.
OMG.
NOOOOOOOOO! xoxo

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

23h

Kleenex is rebranding their "Mansize" tissues after gender concern complaints. In other news, did I mention I had a "hersterectomy" 20 years ago? Yeah, it stopped the "womenstruation." xoxo

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

16 Oct

If you are purchasing a "digital backdrop" and then taking credit for the darling picture, acting as though you actually photographed it, when all you did was stick a head in a template hole, you might need to have a Come to Jesus Moment about what photography is all about. xoxo

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12 Oct

Should you vote? Absolutely. UNLESS your vote is based on sound bites, Tweets, memes, and Internet videos, in which case, I'd prefer you didn't. xoxo

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10 Oct

The "I've got Skittlepocks" commercial has assured that I will never eat Skittles again. xoxo

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