professional bio – Missy Mwac

When Your Professional Bio Reads Like a Match.com Profile

August 7, 2017 0

If your Professional Bio reads kind of like this: “I’m married to my high school sweetheart and we live in the gorgeous Hudson River Valley. We have a goofy German Shepherd named Baron von Sillymeister […]

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MissyMwac @MissyMWAC·

1 Dec

At a Dwight Yoakam concert. The opening country act is playing Stevie Wonder’s “Superstition.” This does not bode well. xoxo

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30 Nov

This is the first time in 22 years that I have had no children and no pets at home. I NEED TO MOTHER SOMETHING. xoxo

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29 Nov

It's not Festivus yet, but I am warming up for The Airing of Grievances - https://t.co/WUeubTrVxE

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29 Nov

Dear ABCDE,
Sweet baby girl, I'm sorry this happened. You're gonna find out real quick that your mama is a lousy name-picker. Hopefully, you can go by your middle name, unless it's FGHIJ. https://t.co/pdUtkK0Fhs

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27 Nov

I like Chris Pine and all, but playing the role of Robert the Bruce? Were there NO Scottish actors available? xoxo

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