Things I Can’t Prove But Know for Certain

August 10, 2019 0

Our Internet devices are all listening to us Cake tastes better when eaten in the middle of the night. In secret. In the kitchen. And it’s the last piece. People who open a different “Internet […]

Don’t Die with Tags on your Clothes

July 19, 2018 0

My mom died and I just cleaned out her closet. She didn’t JUST die, mind you; she died in 2008. Yes, she died ten years ago and I am just now cleaning out her closet. […]