My, What BIG EYES You Have

There’s an exciting new trend in the world of image manipulation. And I am nothing if not on top of trends.

It’s a Photoshop sleight of hand where one selects the eyes of subjects and makes them bigger. Rounder. Something between doll’s eyes and that thing you see in your nightmares.

I was skeptical at first, but then I remembered back to that time in 2nd grade when I was sure I didn’t like jerky, in spite of never having tried it. Thanks to the persistence of my teacher, Mrs. Evelyn, jerky and I became fast friends and have remained so all my life. So, armed with my Jerky Philosophy, I tried it.

And boy, oh boy…I see why so many people like it.

Think just because you wear glasses you can't rock BIG EYES? Think again. "Boys makes passes at girls who wear glasses...over their BIG EYES."
Think just because you wear glasses you can’t rock BIG EYES? Think again. “Boys makes passes at girls who wear glasses…over their BIG EYES.”

 

I call this "BIG EYE GLAMOUR." Who needs a nose when you've got BIG EYES?
I call this “BIG EYE GLAMOUR” It’s a BIG EYE fashion look. Who needs a nose when you’ve got BIG EYES?

 

There are some big thoughts going on behind those BIG EYES
How will people know you are dreaming big? Because they can see it in your BIG EYES!

 

You know those times you wish you could do to yourself in real life what you can do in Photoshop. This is one of those times. BIG EYES FOREVER!
You know those times you wish you could do to yourself in real life what you can do in Photoshop. This is one of those times. BIG EYES FOREVER!

I hope this trend lasts a long, long time…and moves to the rest of the face.

xoxo

 

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