Marie Kondo vs. The Mom Method

February 20, 2019 0

Women are paying $2000 for a “certification” from Marie Kondo that allows them to tell other people how to throw their stuff away and stop living in such a mess. Those achieving top certification status […]

You Will Fail

February 19, 2019 0

In a world where everyone gets a trophy just for participating, I feel the need to point something out. You probably already know this, but l’m gonna say it anyway: You will fail. You will […]

I Don’t Do Drugs-I Do Dunkin’

February 13, 2019 0

I don’t do drugs. I don’t like the feeling of losing control of my mind. Really, there’s not that much of my mind on a good day, and so I feel the need to help […]

Be a Robin

February 9, 2019 0

My daughter was Robin. She was 2.5. She and her 4 year old brother had just learned of the joy of Batman and Robin, courtesy of the 1997 movie of the same name- the worst […]

Girl, Wise Up

February 1, 2019 0

Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one buying the self-help books and following the social media influencers and life coaches. Yeah, you. Don’t try to walk away…I see you. Come on over here and sit down. […]

Turbulence

January 24, 2019 1

Turbulence. Nobody likes it. No one. Anywhere. Ever. Just the word itself brings to mind things falling off shelves and people shaking in their seats. Turbulence is choppy seas and jackhammers and potholes and Facebook […]

SIGNS

December 18, 2018 0

It’s time for a story. A rather long story, but one that needs to be long to be understood. So get comfortable, pour a cup of coffee, tell your kids that you need some “alone […]

I’m Offended

October 30, 2018 1

I woke up this morning and had a funny but motivational post running through my mind. One of those posts where I fly downstairs, pour coffee into my body as quickly as possible, and start […]

Political Ads

October 5, 2018 0

I am so over all the political ads currently running on tv and radio, although, I have to admit, they are probably super fun to write. I took a crack at it: <Voice Over> This […]

The Garage Sale

August 2, 2018 0

There are many other things I would rather do than put on a Garage Sale: I would rather photograph a dozen children, all under the age of 3, half of whom just came from getting […]

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